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Don`t talk to me about disappointment. I had lots of adults tell me they were gonna "fix my little red wagon" yet here it sits with a broken wheel still
I´m (insert your name) BITCHES!!!! Deal with that.
Goodnight friends, strangers, pervs, weirdos and a$$holes, and anybody else I left out.
After years of commercials, I still have no idea what a Go Daddy is
When someone ask me... How are you?... I answer back... You mean in bed?
Forget drugs and sex. Parents please talk to your kids about their grammar and spelling.
Hey chicks that only post inspirational shit: we know you’re nuts.
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I’m not the only one asking google stupid questions.
I’ve noticed the less open-minded someone is, the more open-mouthed they tend to be.
If you touch your phone in the right places, a pizza will arrive at your door.
My cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it`s giving me serious ideas, folks
Just saw a car at McDonalds take 4 tries to get lined up in a parking space. I`m not judgmental, so I won`t assume what sex she was.
When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead. It`s pain only for others. It`s the same thing when you are stupid.
"Love your friends, Not their sisters." & "Love your sisters, Not their friends." -By Mummy...
I’d steal a doughnut truck and attempt to outrun the cops, just to let people see a bunch of cops chasing a doughnut truck!