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Girls are like guitars: easy to strum, hard to tune
How long do I have to sleep before I`m legally a bear?
I just wanted you all to know that I`m leaving Facebook. The ride has been a blast and I`ve made a ton of friends. Your humor and wit is amazing. I`ll miss all of u, but I`ve decided I need to spend more time with my family...so see you after breakfast!!
So the other day a girl asked me to Facebook her, needless to say she wasn`t to happy after I hit her in the face with a book
Bad decisions and good stories or good decisions and no stories?
You say you don`t need to drink to have fun. All I`m hearing is designated driver.
If cleanliness is next to godliness, then my car is Satan`s chariot.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
My relationship is mostly me apologizing for saying something super bada$$ and hilarious
If people listened to themselves more often, they would talk less.
"Truth or dare" should be renamed to "Interrogation or Humiliation"
NASCAR pit crews are always retiring. Let it sink in: now laugh
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.
My doctor told me to eat more bacon cheeseburgers. Well, what he technically said was to eat "less pizza", but I`m pretty sure I know what he meant.
I fake my lol`s