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I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles.
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
It only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby. Does that not blow your mind. Like at least there should be some flour or something.
Tenderizing the meat sounds a lot sexier than it is
If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.
Crazy people are never aware of their own insanity. Iām so glad Iām not a crazy person.
Hey bartender, pour me another, I see ugly people.
I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
Would you like to save money on your car insurance? Walk ... Just sayin
If you`re going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty
Walmart needs observation decks.
Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough!
Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
The term "chubby chasers" is so inaccurate and misleading. Cause we don`t run.