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Have you ever seen the look on a mans face when he is truly sorry? Yeah, me either!
Women are always complaining that men are messy by leaving clothes layin around…..That’s because women take up all the closets
My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
"Why yes, I`d love to be a thousand pounds." – my brain when I see a box of donuts
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
Seems like we would be just fine with about half as many types of pasta
Day 1. I am thankful that I haven`t fallen into the trap of Facebook thankful status updates.
Money may not buy happiness but it can certainly improve the quality of your misery
Apparently saying, "You mad, bro?" is frowned upon if you work in customer service.
I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome I am.
"Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this." ... "Can`t touch this."--MC Hammer giving a Museum tour
I put the “Pro” in Procrastinate.
I purposely cry while cutting carrots so onions don`t think they`re ugly or something.
Chillin: the art of doing nothing without being bored.