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What`s it called when you always have a sweet tooth, but it`s only for booze?
I hate it when a website greets me with a pop-up window. It just feels like you should say hi first, maybe buy me a drink.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do!
Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.
I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
Look, all I`m saying is that the dinosaurs didn`t drink alcohol and look what happened to them.
Apparently members of the Westboro Baptist Church were outside a theater when the marquee gave way and came crashing down injuring several of them amidst their protest. Witnesses overhead many of the members muttering to themselves, "It must be a sign."
Applebees is a word that starts off pretty tame but takes a dangerous twist
u cant spell awesome without me
I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
Lazy Rule #23 :No Shower Is Needed, If your Not Going Anywhere...
I will never forget the day when she said yes to me because that was the last time we agreed on anything.
You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up.
They say love is in every corner… Then my life must be a freakin’ circle.