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Anyone who believes that children are our future has not been to a mall recently.
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
i just accidentally used AOL online, im betting the workers there are celebrating and think they have a chance in the future. lol
Facial recognition software can pick out a person in a crowd, but this stupid vending machine at work can`t recognize my dollar bill with a bent corner...
When your wife or girlfriend asks,"Do I look fat?" the ONLY correct response is, "Do I look stupid?
Just heard about the Obamacare deadline and I`m freaking out. I have so many questions. Who is Obama?
Parenting tip: if you beat one child with the other child you can tell people they were just fighting. You`re welcome
I was shocked when I heard the local Radio Shack is closing. Mostly because I had no idea we had one.
My wife went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her “bitch refresher course”.
Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders... * How I learned this rule is not important.
If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
More people should be at a loss for words.
Saying "think outside the box" is a pretty inside the box suggestion.
I`d like to thanks all the girls for wearing yoga pants. It is the only reason why we`re not complaining about how cold this winter it
President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.