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I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo
99% sure my soulmate is a piece of pizza.
like this if you are against animal cruelty
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all.
My job blocked the Favstar website and I`m not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I`m totally taking hostages.
Sometimes not being in control is the most awesome feeling in the world.
This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness....NO WE WON`T!!
I still dunno why they say cats have 9 lives. My cat only eats & sleeps all day long. It has no life at all!
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
It`s almost 2014, I expect a toaster that pops the bread up in a less terrifying way.
I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone.
Relatives comin` ~ hide all awesome stuff!
Him: What to play Trivial Pursuit? Her: Sure, But I,m not that smart. Him: What to play strip Trivial Pursuit?
Does this couch I`m laying on make me look unmotivated?
I don’t let my friends do stupid things… ALONE!