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Haters are my motivators(:
I can tell exactly how much someone weighs by how much noise they make when I push them down the stairs.
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
great minds and dirty minds have something in common, they think alike
My favorite thing about naps is that I don`t have to talk to people during them
A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"
I totally understand how batteries feel because I`m never included in things either
Not now, I`m busy bringing shame to my family on the internet.
I`m not a bitch, I just have a low bullsh!t tolerance.
Friends are like condoms… they protect you when things get hard.
The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse gets the cheese.
I`m not saying I`m out of shape but I just stretched, got winded, and need to lie down
If at first you don’t succeed, look in the trash for the instructions
My boyfriend isn`t allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.