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The best thing about the internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort
Let`s all play a game: For every political post, you must post 5 non political posts. #makefacebookhappyagain
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
I’m right 97% of the time…who cares about the other 4%.
Bored? Find group photo of 4 women. Comment "You 3 look incredible!!"
Its hotter than a three peckered billy goat!
I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
since when was it cool to have an iPhone at the age of 10.. i sincerely hope those parents know what they`ve done.
Life is fun! You should get one.
Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body -But men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
It`s a lot easier to chuck a co-worker in the dumpster than it is to listen to his problems.
Boobs are like model trains. They were originally for children but grown men always want to play with them.
Slightly used Christmas tree only one month old. Paid $60. Looking for $40. No low ballers. Serious inquiries only. Come on let`s get this thing done.
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.