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I`m like the stink in your feet.....I will always be with you.
If the planet is 4 billion plus yrs old. Is 2017 really the correct new year.
I heard someone say their podcast was on "hiatus", guess that sounds better than "my mom took away my laptop".
Don`t ask me how my night was coz I don`t know. I was asleep.
why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
I don`t have ADHD. I have ADOLS. Attention deficit..OH LOOK! Skittles!
been there, done that, wrote the book and have the t-shirt to prove it. What more do you want!
I often ask myself "What`s wrong with me?" and the answer is ALWAYS "You can`t drink at work"
Have you ever realized that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long?
Iām in a rush to go home and do absolutely nothing.
Duct tape can`t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
We welcome the Christmas season at my house by putting out more towels that I am not allowed to touch
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons!
Monday morning coffee is just as important as friday night liquor....almost.
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.