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I bet Waldo’s parents are worried sick.
I just found handcuffs, a whip and a mask in my girlfriend’s bedroom. I can’t believe she’s a super hero.
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
Say what you will about women but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six hour argument takes talent.
How many selfies does it take to get to the center of attention?
The question isn’t who is going to let you; it’s who is going to stop you.
I really can’t kick ass, but I’m super good at taking names!
There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today.
I’m starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.
Anyone else think there should be a sarcasm font?
The best thing about the internet is knowledge. You have all this knowledge at your fingertips! And we get to share what we learn with others! Oh...wait a second. I forgot about porn. OK I take it back. PORN is the best thing about the internet!
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife’s can shorten it
New Game: Attach a mustache to your TV. Drink every time it lines up with someone`s face.
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)