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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
eBay sellers - just because you`ve dug your suit/dress out of the back of your wardrobe doesn`t make it vintage. #JustOldAndSmelly
"They Dared Me To" should be a legitimate excuse in a Court of Law.
Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 700 words.
April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.
Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
Pro tip: Don`t moan when getting a pat down at airport security
The sight of naked cleavage reduces a man`s ability to reason by 50% ... Per boob.
Shout out to all the ladies at church today in the same clothes from the club last night.
If Starbucks delivered, I would be a morning person.
A tattoo doesn’t tell you very much about a person, but where they put the tattoo does.
Im not fat I´m just easier to see
The only way I know if I`ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger
The number of things that are *NOT* rocket science is staggering.
Just called the fire department to tell them that dogs pee on fire hydrants so they should probably all wash their hands.