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It`s pretty stupid the way mornings have to come every morning.
Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor`s yard to cut it down is an art.
It’s like these fools at the gym have never seen someone with roller skates on the treadmill before.
To all my friends who post Controversial, Obscene, Dirty, Offensive, and Derogatory posts, .. Keep that sh!t up. I like it....
oh look at the time, it`s time to not care
My only argument with using the treadmill, is that I can`t run away from my farts.
My sleep number is 100 proof.
When I think of a SELFIE, I`m not sure it`s the same thing you`re thinking of...
I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that`s a lot of weed.
The last time I saw something as ugly as your face I pinned a tail on it.
It’d be hilarious to release a gorilla in a gorilla suit at the mall and see the look on security’s face when they pull off the mask.
I dropped my affordable health care because I couldn`t afford it .
Growing up we were so poor. If I wasn`t a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
Send me one more game request and I`m showing up at your house drunk, at 4am, naked and demanding a game of Twister
Nothing tells your friends you`ve made it in life quite like owning a 4 slice toaster.