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Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
Bad Morning: As I sit on the throne remembering I used all the toilet paper last night for Halloween pranks.
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.
I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
i feel naked without my mobile !
You know you`ve picked the right friends if no one has nominated you for the ice bucket challenge
I`m glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment.
I try to find the good in every situation. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
Save water. Shower with me. ;)
There is 2 address we will always know by heart, 1: Our Own, and 2: P. Sherman 42 wallyby way Sydney!
This weekend, a woman in colorado gave birth inside a Wal Mart. Apparently, its the first thing found in a Wal Mart not made in China.
Sometimes you just have to logout...
If your girlfriends cat gets eaten by an angry pitbul terrier, gently singing "The circle of life" into her ear WILL NOT cheer her up.
COLLEGE STUDENTS: if you`re looking for a job, your career center lists thousands of openings you don`t have enough experience for.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......