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I really need a long road trip, top down, in the Jeep...with a cooler....loud music....and an extra cooler in case the first one isn`t enough
Is a roasted peanut like a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts?
The larger the implants, the more likely she’ll be confused by a push/pull door.
Attention idiots: as you continue to read something clearly addressed to idiots. Idiot.
I hate people that take drugs, specially U.S. Customs and the D.E.A.
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart
I think the golden rule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.
Coffee: So I can do nothing with more energy.
$100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
I don`t care about Disney lying about the Prince Charmings out there. I`m more annoyed that random woodland creatures won`t clean my house.
R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
A company has announced a new service where you carpool with strangers. It`s a new cutting-edge technology called "taking the bus."