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A wise man once said nothing.
I`m boycotting Kix cereal because of all that kid testing.
If I pay $30 for a haunted house I better die.
You have your whole life to be an a$$hole...are you trying to use it all up in one day?
Every fork at your favorite restaurant has been in 100`s of strangers` mouths
When I become famous I`m not going to tell anyone.
I put the "fun" in "functioning alcoholic"
You never know how dirty a song`s lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?
There is no logical reason why short pants should cost the same as long pants.
A bachelor party seems more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding.
Most people are lucky they can’t hear what I’m thinking.
Make librarians cry by calling it a Book Museum while taking pictures with your iPad.