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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
If tit for tat doesn`t mean flashing guys with tattoos, than I`ve been doing it wrong this whole time.
Your cat doesn`t love you. If it were bigger it would eat you.
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
If you want a successful relationship, find someone who likes the same thermostat setting you do.
It doesn`t matter if you don`t like my personality... I have several more!
I like to refer to myself as a "Second-hand Vegetarian". Animals eat grass. I eat animals.
I like going into McDonald`s and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
I never finish anyth...............
am I the only one who would beat the sh!t out of someone for wearing a "forever lazy" to a tailgate?
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.
Wouldn’t it be a smart idea? To make the sticky part on envelopes taste like chocolate?