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People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
Iām the kind of guy who dreams about naps while Iām asleep.
Oh you better not pout. You better not cry. You better not shout I`m telling you why. Nobody gives a f*ck.
I only drink alcohol because there aren`t enough ways to eat it.
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
Keep the dream alive......... Hit the snooze button.
I have two feelings, it`s either "I`m hungry" or "I shouldn`t have eaten this much"
Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the `Like` button is below)
The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That`s my dog. My dog does that.
they say winning doesnt matter then why they had kept scores
Just found out the government won`t hire you past age 37. Scratch Navy SEAL off my to do list
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit.
Never laugh at your wife`s choices. You are one of them :)
Cute things to put in a letter to your boyfriend/girlfriend; I adore you. You complete me. Must stay 500 yards away at all times.