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Iām not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
Let me drink about it and get back to you.
I don`t like Instagram. It reminds me that somewhere people are doing stuff. I just don`t need that kind of pressure.
"Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
Lying about my age is easier now that I have trouble remembering what it is.
Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.
The older I get, the more I enjoy being bored.
All of my selfies are just still shots from surveillance footage.
Is it just me, or is Fantasy Football basically Dungeons & Dragons for jocks?
Hey micky you`re so fine, you`re so fine you blow my mind hey micky! hey micky! Admit it, you didnt read it, you sang it
Accidentally missed the freeway exit for home, now I`m heading north to start a new life.
If I had a dollar for every time someone has told me to "grow up," I could probably afford a whole arsenal of Super Soakers.
If "Cops" has taught me anything it`s to stay away from people with blurry faces, they`re nothing but trouble...
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.
If you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape.