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Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
When I was young I dreamed of saving the world, now I just dream of making through each month.
One man`s sarcastic answer, is another man`s stupid question
All I see on Facebook is penis, orgasm, bang him, bang her, bullwhip, masturbate, porn, tits, and then I read everyone else`s posts..
If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office – I will track you down. You have my Word.
I’ve been waiting 2 hours for an employee to come and wash my hands like the sign says….
I`m high as a kite! Let me rephrase that: I`m stuck in a tree.
I`m never free but I`m available.
what happends when chemists pass away...We Barium.
Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free
Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it.
Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me.
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet.