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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your a$$
I would like to discuss tennis but I wouldn`t want to cause a racket
If you`re bored, wear a cape. Then you can be Super Bored
You`d think the nerds on The Big Bang could fix that stupid elevator.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.....must be going through a tough period in her life....
So I was thinking... We should get drunk and make bad decisions.
All I`m saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old...
If I ever get real rich, I hope I`m not mean to poor people, like I am now.
No heel is too high when pointed up at the ceiling.
How long do I microwave this 14 lb turkey?
Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa
I wonder if pet products are tested on humans?
My husband told me he needed more space ... So I locked him outside.