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Just told the guy at the second drive-thru window that the guy at the first drive-thru window wants to fight him.
Every cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes off your student loan debt.
You are intriguing. You require further stalking, sorry I mean investigation.
The worst part of being an insomniac is having to eat spiders while I’m awake to maintain my yearly average.
I`m not "rich" ... But, actually, it depends on how you define wealth. If you`re talking about money, relationships, or happiness, then no still
Leftover bacon? Lol that’s up there with unicorns, leprechauns, and soulmates.
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
I`m already an idiot, I just need a village.
That Awkward Moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.
If God didn`t want us to eat Animals he wouldn`t made them out of meat.
Some moments you remember all your life. Reading this, unfortunately, is not one of those moments.
Rob Stalker for congressman........Stalker....a name you can trust.
When someone says "Happy New Years" I wonder, how many years are they talking about?
I`ve been around the block a few times.....but only because I was too drunk to find my house.
Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.