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I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds.
I am not acting childish and you`re just a big doody-head.
I’m mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.
Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
My favorite drinking game is drinking.
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
My safe word is "Make sure we don`t go over the hour. That`s all the cash I got on me."
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
You can never really say `what`s on your mind` when you have family members on your Facebook.
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
The best thing about living in the southern U.S. is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense.
I try not to work that much. That way I make less mistakes.
I used to question how much information was too much information. Joined Facebook, It`s much clearer now
I am NOT high maintenance, I simply have more preferences than most.
You`re the reason why I wake up every morning... Just kidding, I have to go to work.