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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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We all need to take great interest in our future because we will spend the rest of our life there.
Sometimes I wonder how people who don`t have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
I couldn’t believe it yesterday, when I came home and was told by my wife that my 5-year-old son wasn’t actually mine. She says that I need to pay more attention when picking him up from school…
I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
I`ve made up my mind, I`m not giving up anything for Lent, I`m no quitter...
I guess not everyone at this grocery store is as comfortable with my nudity as I am. ;)
Roses are red, violets are blue, sandwiches are tasty, rhyming is hard
You know it´s cold outside when during rush hour you get the mitten instead of the finger.
They called themselves geologists because stoners was already taken.
My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
You couldn`t handle five minutes in my head.
The Bishop came to our church today, but I think he was an imposter. He never once moved diagonally.