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If by sexy you mean me licking the donut icing off my fingers then yes I can be damn sexy.
With the promise of Free Drinks or Food, I’m willing to go pretty much anywhere.
sorry but your password must contain an "uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin"
All shoes are technically buy one get one free...
I bet wrecking ball operators are some of the happiest people in the world.
When will math grow up and start solving its own problems
With great power comes a great electricity bill.
You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
Depresso; the feeling you get when you`ve run out of coffee.
“You look tired” is just a polite way to tell someone they look like sh*t.
Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels? - Bfanch
love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
People says nothing is imposible.. But i do nothing everyday!!
Saw A bumper sticker that said "Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap" not sure if he was a proud fat man or a disgruntled kidnapper though.
My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"