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One thing`s for sure when I shower with my boyfriend. My titties are spotless!!
Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
If you`re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
My internet goes out more than I do.
Its around this time each year that i just enjoy going outside and seeing my christmas lights already set up from the year before.
If you`re camping and you have WiFi, you`re not camping.
My dog reminds me of my ex. She doesn`t pull her weight financially and she`s scared of the vacuum.
Does anyone have like twenty thousand dollars they don’t want? Asking for myself.
I see subway employees are still having their "how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich" contest.
On the bottle of mouthwash it says "24 hour protection", so why do the directions say "Use Twice Daily"?
We`ll be friends `til we`re old and senile ... Then we`ll be new friends.
When non-smokers come to My house....I ask them to stand outside while I have a smoke
Thursday doesn`t even count as a day, it`s just the thing that`s blocking friday.
Oops, I must have put my personalities on "shuffle"
It must be exhausting being offended by everything.