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Before I die, I`m putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames.
Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends.
This police sketch artist has no idea that he`s about to draw me as the most bad ass Batman caricature ever.
Those who tell you not to run with scissors are just trying to steal your scissors. Run.
As it turns out, Iām not an afternoon person either.
I don`t drink to get drunk, I drink to.....no wait, I definitely drink to get drunk.
The number of lies told by men would decrease significantly if women stopped asking questions
Happiness is realizing you can have as many drinks as you want ... cause you`re not driving.
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
Okay, enough procrastination. Time for excuses.
Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one`s gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
When there is nothing to do ... That`s what I do