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I have an inferiority complex, but it`s not a very good one.
You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
Whats the difference between a phone number & an opinion? People ask for your phone number.
that awkard moment when someone`s laugh is actually funnier than the joke
Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
There’s no question about it, the second half of the tank of gas goes twice as fast as the first!
Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
Any guy can seem cool on a motorcycle. If you really want to know what kind of man you`ve got, watch him walk through a spider web.
Guys I can`t be leave I`m sharing this with you, but I saw my self on TV. After I turned it off.
No means no! Unless she`s dyslexic; then it`s on!
My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting "LOL" on relationship statuses on Facebook.
The human body is amazing... You breathe in oxygen and it converts it into sarcasm.
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!