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Things are finally looking up for me. This Victoria`s Secret catalog just told me this is going to be "your sexiest year ever."
There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
Holy crap! I just realized that I´m still it from a game of tag in 1987.
WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
All other things being equal, tall people use more soap.
I found out why I`m still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
One of my favorite discoveries about adulthood is that there are literally no rules stopping you from eating an entire row of Oreos at once.
Give a man a fish and chances are you won`t be asked to be in charge of buying a gift "from all of us" anymore.
I can`t remember if I have any repressed memories.
What do women say when they are actually fine?
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The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.