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Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
I`ll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn`t just put the dots in the shape of the actual letters.
Debt doesn`t buy happiness either.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
Business plan : 1. hold sign that says "free hugs" 2. Whisper during the hug, "it`s $50 to let go"
You have got to have worse hand-eye coordination than a lama on crack
DRINK BEER SAVE WATER..www.godrunk.com
ME- I love it when you lay me down like that, the way you touch my belly and put cold things on me baby DOCTOR- Miss this is a medical examination and you are making me extremely uncomfortable
Going to write hasbro a nasty letter!!! The monopoly get out of jail free card doesn`t work...since I`m texting you can you come bail me out?
So can we just skip to summer now?
Job interview tip: repeatedly ask if you`re under oath
The closest I`ve come to camping was that one time when I fell asleep in the bushes outside your window with my camera.
I`m returning these Gushers. They taste like sh!t. "Sir. Those are paintballs." Oh. I`m returning these paintballs. Someone ate a few.
Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things