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Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Perhaps Voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
All I`m saying is, I`ve never seen my ex and Satan in the same room together.
The path to inner peace begins with 3 simple words....Not my problem.
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
The difference between beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer.
Never underestimate a girl’s ability to find things out.
Everytime someone says "Expect the unexpected" I like to punch them in the face and say "not as easy as it sounds, now is it?"
Y`all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
No matter how many lives you have in Candy Crush, you’ll still never get your own back.
It`s funny how as you get older you relate more to the villains in Disney than the Princesses.
BOOK FACT: If you took every book at Barnes and Noble and laid them end to end you get thrown out by security and banned from returning.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye
To my neighbor using a chainsaw at 7:30 on a Sunday morning: Try holding the other end.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.