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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can´t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
When I want to trim down my friend`s Facebook list I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
You drink too much, swear too much and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.
I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a complete loser.
I`m always amazed that when tragedy strikes how quickly people on Facebook become experts on the subject no matter what it is.
I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
I had my Crayola guy re-run the numbers,,, and there`s only 36 shades of grey
I`m fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
My credit score is so bad I have started receiving pre-declined credit card offers