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Women can walk around all day long in a bikini, but God forbid if you see them in their bras and panties. I will never comprehend this.
Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them.
The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
I go to McDonald`s once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car
If we agree, I`m probably being sarcastic ... Or I`m drunk
likes to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I`ll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out.
I was going to do some spring cleaning, but the snow has ruined it for me.
I hope these environmentally friendly toilets save at least 3x the water because that’s how many times I need to flush.
The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things.
Women are angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we continue to fly…on a broomstick. We’re flexible that way.
? Taken ? Single ? So sexy that they’re all scared to go out with me.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
I never used to mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed until I found out she was faking it.