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10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
I wonder if the clouds ever look down on us and say "Hey look! ...that one`s shaped like an idiot!"?
Some of these Giraffe profile pictures are a vast improvement.
There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body. Some people are capable of getting on every last one of them.
A vegan friend on FB said if we had to kill our own food, we wouldn`t eat meat... I think if he had to build his own computer he couldn`t whine on FB.
Winning isn`t everything. Rubbing it in the face of your opponent is also important.
Mondays are middle finger approved
I wish conversations were like user agreements, where I could skip to the end and just agree.
Do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone.
“Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks you’ve consumed.
Why does it have to be bacon OR sausage?
Found out the difference between onions and men. I don`t cry when I`m chopping up men.
Taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up -- In 30 minutes? In 3 hours? In 9 years? No one can ever be sure.
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
I spent the first 20 minutes of 2014 looking for the remote.