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Occasionally, I like to agree with a man just to watch the look of fear, confusion and nervous-anxiety.
If every social website was set up to look like a spreadsheet, pretending to work would be so much easier for me.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
I was feeling down...then all of a sudden I felt myself up. Win, win situation! ;)
Every now and then when I`m in a room alone I say out loud, "I know you`re listening". If I`m wrong, nobody knows. If I`m right, I just freaked the hell out of some guy.
My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That`s the last time we`re playing Monopoly.
I remember when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn´t talk over the song.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn`t that make life fair?
Half of life is screwing up…the other half is dealing with it.
Strip search? ... Fine, but I`m going to need some background music.
A date with Destiny.. Cause strippers need lovin` too.
If you see a porcupine in your yard, that`s my cat and we`re not done with our accupuncture session.
Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.
Sleep is like a time machine to breakfast.
That moment when being uncool, is cool