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first show me the benefits and then I`ll decide if we can be friends.
If anyone could do it, it wouldn`t be called PROcrastination.
I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
*Spoiler Alert*--- Siamese cats are just one cat ... not two cats in one.
Sometimes I like to lie in bed, stare at the ceiling and think what it would be like to stare at other ceilings.
Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?
I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
The only complaint I have about being married is being married.
One of my best talents is pretending to like people. Unfortunately, I only show it when no one`s around.
Jake from State Farm works some very crappy hours.
I need chapstick on my lips ... anyone want to share ?
BOOK FACT: If you took every book at Barnes and Noble and laid them end to end you get thrown out by security and banned from returning.
First you told me to be myself now you`re telling to me not be an idiot. Make up your mind woman!
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
They need to put more spider poison in hairspray.