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If you don`t know where you are going, any road will get you there.
Just came to the realization that with their ridiculous fees, I`m tipping my ATM more than my bartender.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
Don`t sweat the small stuff. Don`t sweat the medium or large stuff either. Stop perspiring on everything. Take your sweaty a$$ elsewhere.
I was disappointed to learn that the Discovery Channel’s program “Deadliest Catch” wasn’t about first marriages.
What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
A computer losing its internet access is the equivalent of a car running out of gas, both become useless.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
Why did you have to take a half naked picture in front of a full length mirror to show off your new haircut?
So many people are making history right now. but me, I`m deleting history from my browser.
If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that sh!t means but at least they`re not talking to you anymore.
I need more people like me in my life
Hangman was my favorite childhood learning game that promoted hanging someone for a wrong answer.
If there is a wrong place and a wrong time, I’ll be there.
Bored? Simply send a text message to a random number saying..."I`m Pregnant!"