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My favorite moment is the 5 minutes every day when coffee overlaps with wine.
Let`s run away together.. Lol jk, I don`t run anywhere.
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
I think I could be a farmer. Except for the dirt, waking up early, wearing overalls and planting crops. But I wouldn’t mind driving a tractor around.
Get real. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.
Sometimes there just aren’t enough curse words.
I was at the pool today and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.
Sometimes I let the words in my mind come out of my mouth. And it feels awesome! B)
Might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery, the odds are about the same
Huh, So you are telling me that these straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress? And not for what I`ve been using them for all this time?
Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!
I don`t understand why I cant lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
The only correct answer to the question are you sleeping is no.
:): The Bipolar smiley face
Fun thing to do #48: Spice up your food delivery order by ending the call with "And NO cops!"