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How come know-it-alls, don`t know how annoying they are?
A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife.
Beer and a 44 magnum with an everclear shot makes everything good like Nintendo
I don`t need glasses ... I drink straight from the bottle.
I just noticed me saying "LOL" everytime I`m laughing = facebook addict...lmao :)
At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it
I am a little worried that every "evacuation route" sign is leading away from my house.
Mythbusters is basically my childhood with a much larger explosives budget.
Had a nice, relaxing weekend. I now have ample energy to hate Monday and most of Tuesday.
It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. It will be dark. It will be light. Then I`m back. Me, explaining a vacation to my cat.
(Apocalyptic world) "Well guys......there goes our last female"
Studies show that people with high sex drives also tend to be very forgetful. Did I tell you guys that already?
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA
Right now my life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.