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Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
I was thinking about selling my old phone but I think it knows too much.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
There aren`t enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
I`m more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.
Night people could take over the world if we weren’t so busy finding something good on TV.
It`s a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge.
Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
Some days should come with a warning label: This day is going to suck, bring alcohol.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I was suppose to do.
Saw a boat with a sign that read "For Sale" so I added the missing "-ing"......Idiots can`t spell...
Why get married when you can just drive into oncoming traffic?
It`s not my fault you thought I was normal.
I really like what you`ve done with your crazy.