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It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
Enough with the lies, people who drink decaf coffee, tell us what your game plan is.
Never , under any circumstances , take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. O_o
No one in my entire life has believed in me more than the waiter who just gave me a single napkin to use while eating my lunch
I will never understand why my fridge has a drawing of a carrot on the beer drawer.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber were both answers on Jeopardy tonight. The end is near........
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
Even this posting will offend some people, hopefully.
There’s really no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
Brains are awesome! I wish everyone had one...
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan? ;)
The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes.
Went to Walmart yesterday and bought me a new toilet brush, I think I am gonna go back to using paper, it is much more gentle on the netherlands........