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I want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view.
This is a private status. Please don`t tell anyone about it.
Sure, I can speak Spanish... "Margarita!"
Don`t forget to get offended today by some retarded sh!t that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.
With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
If my body was a car, I`d trade it in for a newer model. Cause everytime I cough or sneeze, my radiator leeks and my exhaust backfires.
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
Kids today will never appreciate how difficult it used to be finding pictures of naked people.
I`m having an out of money experience.
I don`t always do a lot, but I put a lot of thought into it.
I’m totally fine with favoritism as long as I’m the favorite.
Trail Mix: M&Ms with obstacles
You know how we smack your household appliances when they`re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.