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Girls who say "alot of guys are after me" should keep in mind that cheap things always attract many customers.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
Christmas is just like any other day in the workplace, you work your butt off and the fat guy with a suit gets all the credit.
I`ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can`t catch my breath.
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
If I live to be 100, I`m gonna make up some fake reason why, just to mess with people. Like, I ate a pine cone, or drank olive oil every single day...
Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
If people in horror movies listened to me, they would still be alive.
Know your customer. Think like an idiot.
Oops, just bought vodka instead of milk again
Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
My hand has never pumped so hard for a little squirt. Stupid empty soap bottle.
I enjoy short walks to the fridge
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
I`m thinking of making a sax tape to make myself well known like some of the bad boys and girls do...does it matter if I can`t play it?