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Every time i see a person kneeling over tying their shoe, i run up behind them and hop over them to try and get a game of leapfrog going.
I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy
I have NEVER faked a sarcasm in my life ;)
If your friends can accurately guess your age, you need to find dumber friends.
If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off.
WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don’t really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)
Today everything gets answered by the magic eight ball
Friends would describe me as classy, sassy and a bit smart-assy.
I have no idea how I used to look for things in the dark before I had a cellphone.
My Status updates are so great people hit the like button twice
Step aside coffee… this is a job for booze.
A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50.