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The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
I like the parts of the day when food happens.
It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
It`s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
This nude beach would be great!...if I wasn`t the only one participating.
Some people have goals of conquering the world! My goal is to sleep through the night without having to get up and pee!
McDonald`s sponsoring the Olympics is like Jack Daniels sponsoring the prom.
Sometimes, talking to a woman requires a translator.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
Oh, you have a brand new boyfriend? Please tell me more about how you think he`s `the one`.
How many Oreos is too many?...Is it 25?...I feel like it should be more than 25
In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
I`m so bitchy right now ... I won`t even talk to myself!!
If it`s tourist season why can`t we shoot them?