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You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.
I thought 70 was the new 50, but the cop still gave me a ticket.
I`m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You`re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what`s going on here.
What is the difference between a Snow-man & a Snow-lady? Snowballs!
did you notice when you yell "yo ugly" about 10 people turn around
I`m not lazy. I`m just highly motivated to not do anything.
My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We`ll see about that.
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
If your father is poor, Its your fate, but if your father-in-law is poor, then its your fault!
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends all over again.
Afraid my muffin top is desiring to become a pound cake.
If Wal-Mart ends up selling mortgages, the trailer market will explode.
I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo.