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At least my motivation gets to sleep in.
St. Patricks day is the only time you can ask somebody in public,"Do you want some green" without you looking suspect.
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
If you can`t handle me at my worst...I don`t blame you, neither can I.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you´ll have to catch up.
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
I have many thoughts. I just can´t remember any of them.
It is kinda at the point where everything in my life is a movie reference
How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?
Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back in my toy chest..
Why do they write PIZZA all over the box? What else could possibly be in there???
New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I`ll decide what is "fresh" and "natural" and "like a real girl" thank you very much.
I don`t want it to seem like I`m trying to get rid of you, but GO AWAY!!
I carry a knife, but it`s just in case of cake.
Putting ketchup on steak should also affect your credit score.