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I never got the expression "complete idiot". Is there an Incomplete version?
Facebook is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.
Monday comes saturday ends and somewhere in between i realized i slept the weekend away....):
I wasn`t planning on giving Christmas gifts this year until I heard about those exploding Samsung G7 Note phones.
May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.
Congrats on winning an argument with your woman...... Your prize is a night on the couch.
Adding “and sh!t” to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.
If I was on drugs, this post would be amazing.
Nice try speed bumps, it`s a rental.
I like to think that people that unfriend me wake up months later regretting that irreversible and life altering decision.
They say do what you love & the money will follow. I love doing nothing. We`ll see.