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My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Some people wouldn`t understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet.
Humans pretend to be smart, but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we just developed x-ray vision.
My last post deserves WAY more likes than that....let`s go people....chop chop!
I wish I could just “like” a text so I don’t have to respond.
If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven...does God hide behind the pearly gates and pretend he`s not in?
Has marriage been on Mythbusters yet?
We`re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap...
A lot of guys get married just because they`re hungry.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
Okay I`m going to workout. Should I post about it now or after I`m done?
All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh ... and not just when he drops his pants.
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That`s it. No more reading!
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys today. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. And the good news is, that`s pretty much everything.