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If we all winked, laughed out loud, stuck out our tongues and blew kisses in real life as much as we do in texts...it would be very creepy.
They say a woman’s work is never done. Maybe that’s why they get paid less.
Is glad Christmas is near i sure need new coloring books and crayons ..
Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
I don`t just sing in my shower, I perform.
Currently in the planning stages for a hangover.
Sometimes I meow back at cats.
WARNING: Objects in profile pics are not as pretty as they appear.
Why would anybody put 99 bottles of beer up on a wall in the first place?
I try not to laugh at my own jokes… but we all know I’m Hilarious.
If owls are so smart, how come they don`t say "Whom"?
I knew I was going to jail when I yanked at the cop pants and they didn`t tear away ..
To calculate the average number of times a guy has sex per week, multiply the number of fantasy football leagues he`s in by the number zero.
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
I believe that every person has a story to tell...which is why I stay at home.