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I`ve done a lot of things over the years ... But acting normal has never been one of them.
There`s nothing better than a nap after a good nights sleep.
You see I, I´ve raise a toast to all of us. Who are breakin´ our backs everyday. If wantin´ the good life is such a crime. Lord, then put me away, yeah, here´s to you
Tomorrow, history will be made. Months and months of advertisements and anticipation has led up to this historic day. America will see firsthand what is surely to be a historic event, and I am proud to say I will do my part and pick up my copy of Halo 4.
If you have fewer than 25 FB friends. Please unfriend me because thats just embarassing and I dont want to be on your "loser" list.
I was planning to do something today, but I haven’t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
Not to brag but my bank says I have an outstanding balance.
Me blacking out when I`m drunk is God`s way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact & hope it goes away.
I think I bought just enough fireworks to get my neighbor to move.
Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a brown paper bag over my mouth … and drink all the vodka inside … It seems to help
Sometimes, I send game request just to piss people off :)
Accidentally ran over my neighbor’s cat today and I was scared to tell him to his face so I left a note saying “Curiosity was here”
Reincarnation is my only hope.
I´m up way too early for someone who wasn´t planning on seizing the day.