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They might want to put a picture of that airplane on a milk carton.
the dude who posted ”MERRY CHRISTMAS“ has still got his head shoved up the turkeys A$$ it seems...
What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin? (asking for a friend)
Ah man... i don`t have any notifications... better go check another computer
I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny and thin. It`s a public service really.
"Teeter Totter" is the silliest name for toddler catapults.
What kind of jerk makes an anti-anxiety pill difficult to break in half?
A lie is just a great story that someone ruined by telling the truth.
Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
Even if your life was a total waste of space, there’s always hope that you’ll die in a weird enough way to make a CSI episode.
I got caught peeing in the swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in.
one day a man seen a fairy, and asked.... could you make me irresistible to all women.... so she turned him into a credit card. :`D
The good thing about listening to a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone.
Onion rings are vegetables. And the Large size counts as two servings.
"Huh?" (my thought for the day)