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Was building a website for women drivers ... Bloody thing kept crashing.
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
You never see a church with free wifi. I guess because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
IRS: We`ve got what it takes to take what you`ve got.
Your things are terrific.
If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
So far, I`ve had exactly "call my ex" number of beers tonight!!!
For those of you who know nothing about pleasing a woman... the G spot is located at the end of the word "shopping".....js
With my background and genetics, you guys should be happy I am half as normal as I am.
I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.
Why Couldn`t Snoop Dogg & Dr.Dre Get On The Bus ... Because They Forgot 50 Cent
Pink camouflage: I`m like, where you hiding? Candyland?
Ain`t no sandwich when she`s gone.
I broke up with my girlfriend by e-mail. I don`t know what upset her most, the fact that I did it by email or the fact that I cc`d my new girlfriend who wanted proof.