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"The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
If life Sucks, what makes you think death doesn`t Blow??
Why does the alphabet need to be in order anyway
Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ”K” instead of ”OK”?
When you`re down about your body image just type "fat people" into Google images, always makes me feel better!:)
My “I hate you” face must look a lot like my “I’m loving this conversation” face.
This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is `funny and spontaneous`, yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it`s all pantic and screaming.
I´m really bored but too lazy to do anything about it.
My New Years Eve = Hangover 4
See, I would run, but it`s usually bodies of joggers that are found dead in the woods.
Son, you don`t get anything in life without trying hard and working for it. Now be quiet, there about to announce the lottery results...
Why is it when you take a break from Facebook everyone assumes you`re happy and in love ... Maybe I was in jail.
The nice thing about living in the southern states is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense here.
I hate it when I meow at cats and they don`t meow back. Unbelievably rude