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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
I need a keyboard shortcut for "sorry it`s taken me so long to reply to your text..."
I have to admit my heart broke a little when I heard the lady at Starbucks call the guy in line behind me "sweetie" too.
Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person.
Someday we’ll look back on all this and pretend not to remember it.
Girls here is an idea.. instead of spending that much money on make up just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Do you ever feel like you`re in Season 5 of your life, and the writers are just doing outrageous stuff to keep it interesting?
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
I can read your mind, your thinking about sex right now, no wait, wait.. that`s my mind, sorry, I can read my mind. . .
Some Facebook friends are like ghost you dont see them but you know their there
All fortune cookies should just read, "You will have diarrhea for the next 24 hours.
I pretend my bruises are sex bruises instead of I tripped over my cat while trying a new dance move bruises.
C`mon Netflix, we both know I`m watching the next episode. Just go ahead and start it.
I need a new bad decision.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So I’m off to find a bar with a mirror.