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That awkward moment when you give the same Hallmark card two years in a row.
Who do Walmart shoppers make fun of?
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Let’s get naughty and save Santa the trip.
IM LOST! I`ve gone to look for my self. If u see me, tell me to wait here till I get back.
It doesn`t matter how old you are, If you hear the ice cream truck jingle you jump out the window for that sh!t.
I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay folding my clothes.
this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don`t know who`s winning
So if a dentist makes money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should we trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
Why is it never opportunity that`s knocking? Instead, it`s usually cops with a warrant...
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
The Super Bowl is over, everyone. Time to briefly learn the names of some Winter Olympians.
Girls are supposed to dance. That`s why god gave them parts that jiggle.
Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?
Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there`s already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok in a couple days.