Daily Silly Status

I wish, just once, I could actually hit the pedestrian crossing the road slow with the "what`re gonna do, hit me" look on their face.

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others

You know you`re getting older when you play GTA and spend 3 hours just walking around the map trying to find where you parked your car.

The Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners than it has kept out.

Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy

is deep in thought . . . if only i could remember what i was thinking about

Girls here is an idea.. instead of spending that much money on make up just buy your guy a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Helpful tip #12: Never buy all the tools you need to kidnap, kill and bury someone from just one store.

three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere "Hold my purse."

Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding

Half of my day is just me screaming profanities at an electronic device.

I like to jump onto people`s backs as an unexpected piggy back. but sometimes I get carried away

heyy lol

You should NEVER say and I mean NEVER say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she`s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at the moment.. :|

Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?