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It`s what`s on the inside that counts... *Except chocolate covered raisins.
I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
The thing about smart mother f*ckers is... They sound like crazy mother f*ckers to dumb mother f*ckers!
You`d think my neighbors could have the decency to ignore me back.
I never talk to myself......But I do have some candid conversations with the other personalities!
If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I’d spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.
Really discouraging that there`s still bald people in sci fi movies.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
Ugly is such an ugly word. If I must describe an ugly person I´d prefer to use the term "handsomely-challenged"
I know two wrongs don`t make a right, obviously. But how many does it take? I`m like on 756.
Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Every-time I walk over a sewer grate I look down into it hoping to catch a glimpse of a Ninja Turtle
I wouldn’t say your ugly, you are just beautichallenged.
I don’t want to think I’m getting old or anything, but all the noises I used to make during sex, I now make getting out of bed.